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If you've been flashing motorists along Iowa Hwy 78, put it away man, it's cold out there. And the police would like a word with you |
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In an effort to get students to graduate in four years, Mercer University offers to pay tuition for students who go over that deadline. I forsee a lot more people going to college for seven years |
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Homeowners have found a way to bring the foreclosure process to a screeching halt: Ask to see the original mortgage |
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Hitler stuffed himself on cake, suffered from gas, and had poor table manners. Just in case you need more reasons not to like him |
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Photoshop theme: Bogus health care or beauty products |
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Megachurch campus pastor resigns for "sexual impurity" |
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You might want to find a new doctor if your current one sits you on his knee and tells you cuddles are better than medicine |
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Bill O'Reilly says he doesn't have to apologize for calling Helen Thomas a witch because a poll on billoreilly.com says that he doesn't have to |
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Ten Jewish women, ranging in age from 89 to 96, prepare for their bat mitzvahs, as they were unavailable in their communities when they turned 12. It's old Jews - it's Fark.com |
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Old and busted: "Tickle-Me Elmo". New hotness: "Smash-Me Bernie", a steal at just $99.95 |
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Spelling bee may be canceled due to budget cuts. EVERYBODY PANIK |
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How the mellow voice of Nancy Grace soothes our souls during these trying times |
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Apparently we owe Mark David Chapman an apology, according to this crazy man who knows which famous author REALLY killed Lennon (video of city commission rant included) |
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Allergic Girl Uses Peanut Sniffing Dog. As opposed to every other dog that sniffs your ...Oh peanuts, my bad |
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Amy Fisher is embarking on a multiple-city strip club tour as a high-paid stripper. "I am going to take this road until my fans tell me, 'Dear, please put your clothes back on. You're too old.' " |
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From the "Drew called it" department: A look at some of the people killed in the Buffalo plane crash |
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"I apologize to you now if you ever stayed in one of my rooms. You deserved better. But if housekeepers were paid more than minimum wage-and the tips were a bit better-I might have cleaned your toilet rather than just flushed it" |
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Dentist charged for filling minor cavities |
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Man strips, handcuffs, and gags woman, puts her in diaper, and reads bible to her for three days. Or, as submitter calls it, foreplay |
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Not news: Boy writes essay for school. Still not news: about his Dad. Fark: and the time his dad shot him with a BB gun because he was blocking the TV |
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Teen boy kept locked in bathroom for years, beaten with clarinet. Unlike submitter's teen years in a locked bathroom, which were voluntary and involved a beating of a different woodwind |
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Top 11 Songs to Pump Iron to. What no Cher? |
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Health tip: If the doctor's office is at "Holiday Inn Express Motel in meeting room on the first floor," he might not be a real doctor |
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14 year old girl arrested and charged with disorderly conduct after she was caught text-messaging in class |
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Trucks spill burgers and beer all over Utah's highways, proving there might be a God after all |
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Residents of mobile home park upset that they have just a couple of weeks to move out to make way for a new Super Wal-Mart store. Talk about biting the hand that feeds you |
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California geography professor consults complex mathematical models, satellite imagery, and his rectum to find Osama bin Laden |
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Woman everywhere finally have the equality they deserve... they can now pee standing up |
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Antiguan businessman, cricket impresario Sir Allen Stanford charged with "massive ongoing fraud" worth over $8 billion. Bernie Madoff sniffs, calls him an amateur |
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Cat takes break from busy day of sleeping and sunbathing to alert owner that he has lung cancer |
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His family tearfully gave the OK for physicians to disconnect life support. That's when he woke up |
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Of all the things you can say to police responding to an emergency call at your home, "Give me your gun so I can shoot my son and my wife" probably isn't the most intelligent |
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Woman calls the cops on a goat that walks into her home and starts eating her chocolate cake. "I feel sorry for the lady, but it is kind of funny" |
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The best mugshots you'll see today of two dumbasses busted for "extensive graffiti" |
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Photoshop this athlete and his supporter |
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"Clinton Lays Out Broad Asian Agenda". This headline makes sense no matter how you arrange the words |
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New recession-busting, 120-zipper dress can be made into a gown, a miniskirt, a halter top, a hat, a broach, or a pterodactyl. The Sun is there with pics |
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CNN's top five must-see locations that global warming will soon turn into inhospitable wastelands. Great Barrier Reef: Check. Alpine Glaciers: Check. Amazon rain forest: Check. New Orleans, Louisiana? |
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Coffee: the delicious, refreshing, sweet, wonderful, addictive, caffeinated beverage that may or may not kill you |
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Remember all of those cute smiling strippers picked up in a Pasco lunchtime bust that started it all? Five years later - the progression of a stripper. With pics |
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Fred Phelps family to visit Britain to protest against anti-homophobia, wag finger at "goofy queen's adulterous whore of a son." God hates cigarettes |
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When even the former head of MI5 thinks the United Kingdom is a police state, you know it's bad |
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Now that credit card companies have adopted a "we'll charge whatever we want and make up fees as you go" pricing model, some government officials want to take a closer look at them |
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Soldier, if Uncle Sam wanted you to have one dead and one unconscious 16-year-old girl in your barracks, he would have issued you one |
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Lambs headbutting eagles, just another day in the Scottish Highlands |
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17-year-old thinks he's got a good chance to be his town's next mayor because he's already raised $250 for his campaign, and has the backing of a landlord and the managers of a local convenience store and burger joint |
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'Snow artists' pay tribute to Obama on day of his visit in Colorado with 100 foot wide image they stomped into the snow |
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Store says glass ended up in ground beef after wall clock fell on the floor in Meat Department. You really don't want to know how the glass got from the floor into the actual meat |
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Large stockpile of unexploded weapons in Gaza disappears before UN can dispose of them. Three guesses who was supposed to be "guarding" them |
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Beaver spotted in Detroit after a 75 year absence. Who knew the motor city was such a sausage-fest? |
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Man who tased himself is shocked to hear his own lawyer describe him as a real life Homer Simpson |
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Coolest Vicar ever fights to keep local brothel open |
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Think you had a bad day? This guy spent three hours upside down in the wreckage of his truck, with sulfuric acid dripping onto his head |
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Italy's first bus with atheist advertisements hits the streets, promptly breaks down. Where is your God now? |
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French "Spider Man" scales 73 story Hong Kong skyscraper in 40 minutes without a net to draw attention to something, immediately surrenders afterwards |
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Having solved all other problems, North Carolina legislature seeks to outlaw another plant |
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"Thank you for calling 911. Will this be cash or charge?" |
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Loneliness just as bad for you as smoking, experts say. In other news, state lawmakers propose new law banning people from visiting bars alone to limit exposure of others to secondhand loneliness |
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The stewardesses will conclude the safety demonstration and then pass round a huge wrap of coke |
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Cement truck crashes in Waaaaaauuuuugh |
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Your odds of being killed in a crash are higher if: a) the other vehicle is larger, b) you don't wear your seatbelt, c) you're driving your lawnmower on the highway |
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Man arrested after smashing out the windshield of a police cruiser with a cinder block. FARK: While the cruiser was parked at the local police department headquarters |
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24-year-old checks off every item on his "unwise things to do while naked" list |
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Theme: Ninjas at their day jobs |
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Even if your patient does have a "nice arse", it's probably best that you wait until she's left the surgery before you start masturbating |
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After being single for ten years, alligator finally finds a love dumpster (with video) |
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Your guest refuses to go home after a long drinking session. Do you c) douse him with tequila and set him on fire? |
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Third bomb scare in the Des Moines region in less than a week. Today's culprit: a shoebox |
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Want a custom license plate in Ohio? Here are the rules you have to follow. Bonus: a complete list all 1,574 banned plates over the last two years |
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Police are looking for a clean shaven man with a Mohawk and a tattoo across his chest because he bit off another man's nose on the dance floor. Smells like the police have an unsolved mystery on their hands |
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Chinese businessman stages "best mistress" contest to decide which of his five he wants to keep, and then it gets weird |
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Not news: Man tries to break into car. News: Subdued by a woman 50 pounds lighter than him. Fark: She gave him a wedgie |
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Drunk, passed out, with your dress up and panties down is no way to stop for a greenlight, young lady |
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Multivitamins, which were once thought to improve health, then not found to improve health, then found to improve health, then not found not to improve health, then found to improve health, now found to actually not improve your health |
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Breaking in and vandalising the local swimming pool: Dumb. Being photographed swimming in your underwear with your mates: Dumber. Getting your mates arrested after posting the photographs on Facebook: Priceless |
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Qualcomm-funded study finds cell phone usage in classrooms is beneficial |
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Photoshop what these seniors are looking at |
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Judge orders police to return Batman's mask after he was arrested for wearing it while eating sushi |
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