Its most revolutionary feature is its big fat stupidness.
For sexually frustrated people ages 8 and up.
The Google guys are back! And then leave for a really long time.
Before you can go down the rabbit hole, it needs to go down your mouth hole.
Fresh starts are for fresh losers.
Move over, old office.
It's just a scratch. An infectious scratch.
| Year | Senior |
| School | University of Iowa |
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
I have blonde hair. My ex girlfriend once told me that she's really glad I'm not a "dark pube" kinda guy.
-Anonymous
I met this girl at her apartment, she was still getting ready and I patiently waited in the living room for our first date. I needed to piss so I walked myself into the hallway washroom... lifted the toilet seat to see the biggest dump I have ever laid eyes on, just chilling in the bowl. The date went well... and I continued to date the girl for 2 years.
-Matt M.
My girlfriend got mad at me because my best friend's girlfriend "likes" my status too often on facebook.
-Anonymous
Over Christmas break a few years ago I went to my girlfriend's house in Canada to go to a new years eve party. When we got there her mom had cooked us a huge dinner and needless to say soon after I had to take a dump. Because it was the first time meeting her parents I got the long interview while having a serious case of the bubble guts. On top of that I was really nervous because it was her parents' house, I just recently started talking, and I knew this was going to be a monster. Eventually, I decided to slip down to the basement and use their semi-finished bathroom. 5 minutes later I was hovered over a clogged toilet with nothing but my hand to fix the situation.
-K., central Michigan
When my ex and I broke up, he threatened to go to the police when I refused to give him back the pretty underwear he'd given me for my birthday and Christmas. In hindsight, I should have let him.
-Christine
If you watch sports then you have no excuse to not do well on this quiz! Unless you just hate quizzes.
Axe Cop: A Badass Comic Written by a 5-Year-Old
Yep, that's pretty much how it went. LOLCat speech and all
I'll never forget you, my pixelated princess
This is the greatest competition in the history of competitions
Where else are they supposed to sleep? BEDS?
They can cuff me ANYTIME. So long as I've committed a crime and they've read me my rights
He calls it the half flip
High School Musical is pretty chill, but I prefer Sunday School
Just eat all of it. Health is a myth
Championship-level hotness
Finally, a way to let people know you're a nerd without actually playing video games!
Darth Vader Button: Use Only in Dire Situations
Aww, he's just like a person. Let's eat him
This brings back memories...of when I was assaulted by an NES
That's why you shouldn't have a cat. Dogs' practical jokes are much less mean-spirited
Also, they knit those sweaters
When you drink, you're not only hurting yourself, you're hurting every ladybug you drunkenly purchase.
Harriet The Spy is all grown up
That's why you should never drive at night
Curse you, eyes. YOU HAVE FORSAKEN ME!
There are 45 zillion submissions and they are gonna narrow it down to 6 and you get to decide which of those...which of those 6 commercials gets to air on the football channel on the superbowl...
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