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Say his name three times and maybe he'll go away.
It's like going to 4th base.
Even hotter than the "I'm feeling lucky" button.
This gag always kills.
Anticipation is Danger's middle name.
Of the modern man.
That's all the mockery they deserve.
Family friendly schizophrenia.
An inspiring near-weight-loss story.
| Year | Freshman |
| School | Delaware Tech |
Imagine, for a moment, an amazing new world where women sought advice from men on subjects like fashion, dating, and sex. We'd write crazy columns like "50 Ways To Please Your Man" and put pictures of beautiful women on the cover.
Oh wait...
Shia LaBeouf does more than just ruin whatever movie he's in. He has the unique ability to take an entire franchise, mount it, and drive it screaming over a rocky cliff. Whether it's a simple beloved toy line (Transformers) or the champion of modern adventure movies (Indiana Jones), seemingly nothing can escape the death-touch of LaBeouf.
With Wall Street II coming up, we decided to examine the history of Shia LaBeouf, and uncovered a secret that goes back generations. Behold...the curse of the LaBeouf family line.
Shia LeBeouf's most recent disaster came in the form of a vine-swinging motorcycle greaser in Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. Here Shia really shines, coming out as arguably the worst part of a movie that entirely consisted of worst parts.
Despite being a blasphemously expensive pile of explosive garbage, the first Transformers movie managed to make back a handsome profit by employing the common Hollywood blockbuster strategy of "being a blasphemously expensive pile of explosive garbage."
Now here's where things get interesting. Apparently, Shia's not the first member of his family to be hit by the curse. Tragedy has been the constant companion of the entire LaBeouf line...
Dating someone? Well great! Send your craziest, funniest, most embarrassing dating related stories to me at dating.itscomplicated[at]gmail.com!
-Anonymous
I broke up with my girlfriend because I was not ready for a child and she was demanding one. I then knocked-up a girl I had a one night stand with three weeks later.
-M
Let me begin by saying I’m 6’1”, 180lbs, and for no apparent reason, my ex-girlfriend that I dated for over 2 years was convinced that I was going to become fat. Last year towards the end of second semester, my roommates and I were having a bonfire with some casual beers, hot dogs and s’mores. My then girlfriend decided that she was invited and showed up. I ate a hot dog, drank a beer, and began preparing another hot dog, when she looked me dead in the eye and asked in all honesty, “Really?..….another hot dog?” We broke up the next day. What a great 2 years of my life.
-Anonymous
Today, I was assigned a fairy sidekick. Sherlock Holmes had Watson. Batman had Robin. And I get a f*cking fairy. "Listen!" "Listen!" SHUT THE F*CK UP. FML
I agree, your life sucks (43251) - you totally deserve it (7432)Today, I thought I'd do some light gardening. Did you know that "bomb flowers" are a thing? Cuz I didn't. FML
I agree, your life sucks (5738) - you totally deserve it (7857)Today, I saw a girl I had a huge crush on when I was a kid. She thinks she's a man now. FML
I agree, your life sucks (64424) - you totally deserve it (1321)Today, I accepted a dinner invitation from a goron to be polite. They only eat rocks. FML
I agree, your life sucks (4352) - you totally deserve it (8211)
Get her a tissue! And grab another for me!
Of all the rebellious wrestling stables of the 90's, I'd say they're my second favorite
DUI? Dealing Drugs? Call Saul!
Good thing I never wash my hands
Why shorten your URL when you can make it creepy and suspicious?
I need me some of those "walk upside down" shoes
If you'll excuse me, I'm off to write a buddy comedy starring a mousetrap and a CD
Lucia is the hot girl that other hot girls want to be
Flattering eBay Feedback
And my parents said that "Babeology" was a useless degree...
It takes a lot to be the worst of YouTube, but they've done it
If Men Wrote Women's Magazines Part II
He's funnier than a speeding bullet
Totally unrealistic. They should have crashed at the end.
Well, perhaps he should have better informed them
FINALLY, A ONE STOP SHOP FOR ALL YOUR X-TREME ENERGY NEEDS!
You like Megan Fox, right? Then boy do I have a link for you!
Trolololololololololololoooo!
Man, Australians get all the hot Australian chicks...
Even their unborn children are embarrassed for them
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