Gooooool! To the bathroom.
Does it revolutionize Scrabble?
Join us, sacrifice your dignity.
Snow leopard? More like Sn-awwwwww! leopard.
Unless, you know, you're trying to drown yourself.
Why the crime-drama can never die.
Ghostbusters, Grandma, Palin and more!
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There's no plan B.
Proof that playgrounds aren't safe for adults, let alone children. That's why they're so awesome.
View the Playlist5 Days. 5 Girls. 5 more minutes to procrastinate (but it's so worth it). Click to see more pics and the interview.
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Let's hope we see some more headbutts in this year's World Cup. We can only bust Zidane GIFs out of retirement this one last time.


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-Adam, NIU
After weeks of harassment following our breakup, I was successfully coerced by my ex to return some underwear he'd bought for me while we were together. This, he reiterated, was to put his mind to rest that I wasn't screwing other people while wearing it, so he could move on. I came home from work a few days later to find little cut-up pieces of the bras and underwear hanging on my front and back door handles. Way to move on.
-Anonymous
I was a pretty shy kid, had a hard time with the girls, and I carried a crush for this girl, literally, from kindergarten through high school graduation, even though she was painfully uninterested. One Valentine's Day, 7th or 8th grade, the school was selling carnations. I bought her one, and had my Dad drive me over to her house to give it to her. She gave me a look of death as she wordlessly snatched the carnation from me, snapping the stem in half, and stormed off. But the worst part? I then had to sit in the car, humiliated, while my dad had a conversation with her dad…for over an hour.
-Bivrip Bonez, Texas
Me and my girlfriend were lying in my bed watching a movie. I had to get up to go to the bathroom. I stood up on my bed to get off but the bottom of my bed just collapased. My dad was fixing it while we had to listen to him talk about how I shouldn't be so rough with her. I got caught having sex when we didn't even had sex.
-Joey
Better they blow up your newsfeed than the Arwing
What'chu talkin' 'bout, Horatio?
Relive The Zidane Headbutt Through GIFs
5 Mario games Nintendo put the kibosh on
You're my boys, crimson!
Everybody Hates Jay
Salma Hayek auditions for Indiana Jones 5
Cristiano RonaldOUCH
I'd like to merge into this Lane
Barack out to Obama on the news
This wristband? Oh, it's for Rocket Pube awareness
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Hot Girls From Around the Net
Fat kid dances to ice cream truck music. Don't worry, it's all in Good Humor.
The power of Christ compels you... to buy these games!
That's what you get for ordering beans as an entree
Game approved by the Hollywood Upstairs Medical College
The Amazing Race-y photoshoot
Bow chika wait what!?