Oh, the Places You'll Actually Go!

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I Found Something Funny Online

When Did Parents Get So Sleazy? Oh, Right, When They Joined Facebook

by CH Staff 11 hours ago

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11 Painful Playground Accidents

Proof that playgrounds aren't safe for adults, let alone children. That's why they're so awesome.

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Relive The Zidane Headbutt Through GIFs

18 hours ago

Let's hope we see some more headbutts in this year's World Cup. We can only bust Zidane GIFs out of retirement this one last time.

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Products I Could Have Used as a 13-Year-Old

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Jim Carrey Movies Could Have Been A Lot More Depressing

by Andrew Bridgman yesterday

Fletcher: OH NO! I CAN ONLY TELL THE TRUTH!

Max: Wow! So...is Santa real?

Fletcher: No, absolutely not.

Max: Oh Jesus.

Fletcher: He's not real either! Neither is God.

Max: So...what happens when you die?

Fletcher: You just rot in the ground. There is no such thing as a soul.

Max: Is it my fault you and mommy divorced?

Fletcher: Yes. You ruined our marriage.

Max: Do you love me?

Fletcher: Only on weekends.

Carl: I was raped last night.

Peter: Oh my god, Carl. I'm so sorry.

Carl: It's okay. I just don't -

Peter: Um, one question...did you say "yes?"

Carl: ...yes. I had to though. Remember how I now say "yes" to everything?

Peter: It's just...technically then, it wasn't rape.

Carl: Goddammit.

Peter: ...can I have sex with you?

Carl: We both know how this is going to end.

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Dating, It's Complicated

Issue #52

by Jason yesterday

Dating someone? Well great! Send your craziest, funniest, most embarrassing dating related stories to me using this cool automatic submission form!

My (ex) girlfriend of three years didn't want me to come to her 21st birthday party because there would be too many guys there that she had slept with, and it would be "awkward."

-Adam, NIU

After weeks of harassment following our breakup, I was successfully coerced by my ex to return some underwear he'd bought for me while we were together. This, he reiterated, was to put his mind to rest that I wasn't screwing other people while wearing it, so he could move on. I came home from work a few days later to find little cut-up pieces of the bras and underwear hanging on my front and back door handles. Way to move on.
-Anonymous

I was a pretty shy kid, had a hard time with the girls, and I carried a crush for this girl, literally, from kindergarten through high school graduation, even though she was painfully uninterested. One Valentine's Day, 7th or 8th grade, the school was selling carnations. I bought her one, and had my Dad drive me over to her house to give it to her. She gave me a look of death as she wordlessly snatched the carnation from me, snapping the stem in half, and stormed off. But the worst part? I then had to sit in the car, humiliated, while my dad had a conversation with her dad…for over an hour.

-Bivrip Bonez, Texas

Me and my girlfriend were lying in my bed watching a movie. I had to get up to go to the bathroom. I stood up on my bed to get off but the bottom of my bed just collapased. My dad was fixing it while we had to listen to him talk about how I shouldn't be so rough with her. I got caught having sex when we didn't even had sex.

-Joey

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