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kvetch

KotD: "Dear friend: Making deliberate spelling or grammar errors is not artsy." 2:38 PM Oct 30th, 2009 via web
KotD: "College is a cruel joke: you spend an enormous amount of money to prepare for the career you need just to pay off the student loans." 8:14 PM Mar 29th, 2009 via web
KotD: "If I had a choice, trust me, I wouldn't have fallen for you." 11:52 PM Mar 10th, 2009 via web
KotD: "Don't scare me ... I poop easily." 7:49 PM Mar 4th, 2009 via web
KotD: "Our director of development is supposed to be an idiot-savant. So far I haven't seen any evidence for the savant." 6:35 PM Feb 28th, 2009 via web
KotD: "Why do Starbucks double chocolate muffins look like they have genital warts?" 6:17 PM Feb 17th, 2009 via web
KotD: "Thank you, Facebook, for making me accessible to all the people I've been successfully avoiding." 1:14 PM Feb 9th, 2009 via web
KotD: "I am thinking of ordering the abrasively loud windbag in the cubcle next door a hot cup of dickpunch." 6:09 PM Feb 2nd, 2009 via web
KotD: "If you watch the superbowl for the commercials, you're an even bigger idiot than the people who watch it for the game." 2:38 PM Feb 1st, 2009 via web
KotD: "Hey Battlestar fans: when Starbuck says 'Fracking', it's cool and sexy. It's not cool and sexy when you say it." 4:07 PM Jan 27th, 2009 via web
KotD: "I don't endorse capital punishment for idiots, but can't we remove the safety warnings from everything and let it work itself out?" 11:03 AM Jan 16th, 2009 via web
KotD: "Hey co-workers: I like World of Warcraft too, but you've been talking about it for 40 minutes. SHUT UP already!" 10:55 AM Jan 12th, 2009 via web
KotD: "I'm not crying or kissing a stranger, so 2009 may not suck." Happy new year, Kvetchers! 9:04 AM Jan 5th, 2009 via web
KotD: "If you don't like my driving, then get off the sidewalk." 2:23 PM Dec 10th, 2008 via web
KotD: "If you really need to discuss colonics at work, maybe an office behind closed doors would be better than the open-air cube farm." 10:05 PM Dec 9th, 2008 via web
KotD: "I'd like to introduce you to my late wife. She's not dead, she's just never on time." 5:16 PM Dec 8th, 2008 via web
KotD: "If you're looking for sympathy, you can find it in the dictionary, right between shit and syphilis." 12:40 PM Dec 7th, 2008 via web
KotD: "No thank you perfect starnger, I would not like to hold your baby while you re-light your Winston 100." 1:09 PM Dec 5th, 2008 via web
KotD: "A good way to keep things brief is to not talk about how you're going to keep things brief." 12:21 PM Dec 2nd, 2008 via web
KotD: "If you have to tell someone how smart you are, you're probably not as smart as you think you are." 12:12 PM Dec 1st, 2008 via web

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