“Found dogs inadequately cat-like”

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“HISTORICAL MOVIE DEPICTED WHAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED AND NOT MY MURDEROUS FANTASIES. ONE STAR.”

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Pretty good review, mostly white, kinda black where there are letters lol

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Good, because I’ve been looking for a dress that’s resistant to both stains and over-sharing

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I guess he really does love weed

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“Movie was indeterminately spooky and had parts. One star.”

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“Still pretty good for an Arby’s, though”

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Git-R-Don’t

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