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Making Money

Making Money

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Amazingly, former arch-swindler-turned-Postmaster General Moist von Lipwig has somehow managed to get the woefully inefficient Ankh-Morpork Post Office running like . . . well, not like a government office at all. Now the supreme despot Lord Vetinari is asking Moist if he'd like to make some real money. Vetinari wants Moist to resuscitate the venerable Royal Mint—so that perhaps it will no longer cost considerably more than a penny to make a penny.Moist doesn't want the job. However, a request from Ankh-Morpork's current ruling tyrant isn't a "request" per se, more like a "once-in-a-lifetime-offer-you-can-certainly-refuse-if-you-feel-you've-lived-quite-long-enough." So Moist will just have to learn to deal with elderly Royal Bank chairman Topsy (née Turvy) Lavish and her two loaded crossbows, a face-lapping Mint manager, and a chief clerk who's probably a vampire. But he'll soon be making lethal enemies as well as money, especially if he can't figure out where all the gold has gone.
Amazingly, former arch-swindler-turned-Postmaster General Moist von Lipwig has somehow managed to get the woefully inefficient Ankh-Morpork Post Office running like . . . well, not like a government office at all. Now the supreme despot Lord Vetinari is asking Moist if he'd like to make some real money. Vetinari wants Moist to resuscitate the venerable Royal Mint—so that perhaps it will no longer cost considerably more than a penny to make a penny.Moist doesn't want the job. However, a request from Ankh-Morpork's current ruling tyrant isn't a "request" per se, more like a "once-in-a-lifetime-offer-you-can-certainly-refuse-if-you-feel-you've-lived-quite-long-enough." So Moist will just have to learn to deal with elderly Royal Bank chairman Topsy (née Turvy) Lavish and her two loaded crossbows, a face-lapping Mint manager, and a chief clerk who's probably a vampire. But he'll soon be making lethal enemies as well as money, especially if he can't figure out where all the gold has gone.

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Publish date: Oct 13, 2009
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Copyright:Attribution Non-commercialISBN:9780061795893

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akmargie reviewed this|6 months ago
Rated 5/5
I love Stephen Briggs. So good.
helenliz_1 reviewed this|6 months ago
Rated 3/5
 Moist von Lipwig has been running the Post office, and has turned it round such that it is running smoothly - and as a result he's bored. He shortly after this becomes un-bored when he inherits a dog called Mr Fusspot, who, it just so happens, has been bequeathed 51% of the Bank and it's associated mint.



Moist has an interesting time changing the manner of banking for the majority of the people from a sock under the matress to an actual bank. This meets with opposition from several sources - there's the Lavish family, who have owned the bank, and now own less than half of it - there's Mr Bent, the chief Clerk, who has a dark secret and doesn't "do" humour, or fun or words, or any of the things that Moist excels at - and there's the issues with the gold standard and weaning people off gold coins and onto notes. Unfortunately the person he wants to design his money is currently in jail, about to be hanged, after Moist testified against him for forging stamps. It all gets very complicated, not helped by the arrival of a fair number of Golems and Adora Belle Dearheart.
jeremypreacher reviewed this|6 months ago
Rated 4/5
Equally as delightful as Going Postal. Moist never fails to amuse, monetary policy is inherently farcical, and the bit characters are as good as ever. And there's a puppy!
bunwat_1 reviewed this|6 months ago
Rated 4/5
I really enjoy Stephen Briggs narration and of course love Terry Pratchett, so put em together and its all happy. This particular outing has a small dog of great importance, several insane bankers, "wind up items of an intimate nature," a golem who has read too many womens magazines, and many more delights.
iamandypieters reviewed this|8 months ago
Rated 4/5
Moist van Lipwig is back. If you have not read Going Postal then you may not know him, so I suggest you start with Going Postal to get to know Moist, but even if you do not, this book is quite fun.Banking in Ankh-Morpork is in a pitiful state. Heavily antiquated and outdated, accessible only to old money. When the chairwoman embraces the inevitability of her existence, she appoints Moist as her replacement, and it falls upon Moist to work his magic again. But should you really trust a notorious (ex) conman with your money, let alone your bank?
loftyislanders reviewed this|8 months ago
Rated 5/5
Hilarious. Clever. Unusual. Did I mention hilarious? 'Making Money' is the sequel to 'Going Postal' and is an excellent read that you wont be able to put down. I know I couldn't!
1 hundred reads|12 days ago
gwernin reviewed this|about 1 year ago
Rated 3/5
Not one of my favorites, but then Moist doesn't appeal to me much. The story on the whole seemed a bit mechanical, and parts of the resolution were unsatisfying. I don't think I'll reread this one, but it was a reasonable distraction at the time.
mtmcguire reviewed this|about 1 year ago
Rated 5/5
A real cracker... especially if you've ever worked in marketing.
ashraks reviewed this|about 1 year ago
Rated 4/5
Making Money is the 36th novel in the Discworld series by Terry Pratchett, and the 2nd book featuring Moist von Lipwig as the protogonist. In this novel, the Patrician tasks Lipwig with reforming the Royal Bank of Ankh-Morpokh and increasing its customer base. Beautifully crafted with loads of humor, the story does tend to drag a bit at places. Overall, a great book to read.

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