Maura Hohman

@mkhh09

news writer ; j school, grad; also freelance writer/editor; also aspiring adult, bad feminist, funny for a girl. My views! All mine!!

Brooklyn, NY
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Joined July 2010
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  1. Feb 20

    The latest satire from my father: Trump and Amazon collaborating on an unlikely choice for HQ2.

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    Feb 16

    How do u make your writing sound breezy and effortless when you have to mine each goddamn phrase out of your granite brain using a dull chisel and your own bloody fingertips, asking for a friend

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    Feb 15

    I know I’m pushing 30 but The Black Parade still slaps like a motherfucker. Whole album. Start to finish. But especially the title track. Gerard ain’t have to do that but he did. God damn.

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    Feb 14

    I'll give you this, Amazon: Telling people you're going to Queens and then bailing is one thing New Yorkers can relate to.

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    Feb 14

    If you call your boyfriend, "this weirdo" in a instagram post, he's boring and we know it!!!

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    Feb 14

    conducting government business via notes app water u doing

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    Feb 13

    Wrote this when the Weinstein story broke, but I'm thinking about it now, with Ryan Adams. A person doesn't need to physically assault another person to do this; it can still stay with you for the rest of your life

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    Feb 13

    A brave journalist standing up for the truth in Duterte’s Philippines.

    Maria Ressa, the head of the Philippine news site Rappler, has been arrested
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  9. Feb 13

    My dad just texted this about meeting my mom to my brothers and me but like I’m still skeptical of marriage???

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  10. Feb 13

    As a 20-something female living in NYC, I’ve learned not to measure my self-worth by whether a guy texts me back. But when a hiring manager doesn’t respond to my email...

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    Feb 9

    I WANNA FIND 's "BOYFRIEND" SOOOOO BAD!

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    Feb 6

    Lupita Nyong'o is giving a better performance in THIS POSTER than most actors will give in their entire careers

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    Feb 5
    Replying to

    Why is no one rea dy

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  14. Feb 6

    Also don’t take your bike in the train during rush hour. Don’t be that person

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  15. Feb 6

    As a freelancer who works from home, I barely take the train any time of day and lemme tell ya the morning commute is SAVAGE. The woman on the L who lost her shit at a confused old man for bumping her bike agrees.

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    Feb 5

    please let yell out "whose mans is this"

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  17. Feb 3

    Whenever marketers try to show me stories of women playing football as an empowering, feminist message, I'm always like "nah, men, you can keep football. we're good"

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    Feb 3

    Super Bowl halftime nipple rules feel inconsistent

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  19. Jan 31

    In the words of Lauren Duca, NOT A FUCKING BILLIONAIRE 2020. Enjoy the latest from my father, aka the Newsmaker.

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    Jan 30

    This caption

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