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--Friday, October 20, 2006 |
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Map of the Week: Self-Love
PlanetAvP News
| 10/20/2006 | 7:52 PST - David Shipley
I love Windebieste. Does Windebieste love Windebieste? Judging
by his Map of the
Week, I'd say he puts his head between his legs and loves
himself everyday.
"Hey, check it out!
It's an art gallery packed full of several hundred AvP fan
art images. Rather than decapitate some hapless Marine, I
would prefer to go online with a date and visit the AvP Community
Gallery together. How romantic would that be, hey? I could
ask some cool AvP-loving chick on the other side of the planet
to go out with me on a virtual date in this map and chat about
the exhibits."
Windy, you're so full of sh*t, your eyes are brown. Where are
the private rooms? A small table, a bottle of wine -- so I could
bend her over and do the hibbity jibbity on the tibbity-tabbity.
I'm sorry, guys -- I really do feel like sh*t and I'm taking
it all out on you and poor, poor Windebieste. It really is a
good map. Come on, check
it out.
I gotta go puke for a bit.
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--Thursday, October 19, 2006 |
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--Wednesday, October 18, 2006 |
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Alien Loves Predator: The Hilton Sisters
Other News | 10/18/2006 | 10:20 PST - David Shipley
Beer goggles? Aaah, tell me about it. I thought I hit the
f*ckin' jackpot when I ran into the Hilton sisters and scored
a threesome (just like the video, dude, I swear). When I woke
up, two sisters turned out to be one: a fat chick with mammoth
twin knockers, Paris and Nicole. Laugh!
Wonder who else had to go through the same thing...Alien
Loves Predator?
That's why I love ALP - you can relate! Come see.
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Video: Alien vs. Baby
Other News | 10/18/2006 | 10:20 PST - David Shipley
This guy Jimmy Kimmel likes AvP, right? He's made two AvP
skits on his show so far: a musical duet between an Alien
and Predator, and Alien
vs. Baby.
Alien
vs. Baby?
I'm not rich or popular enough to adopt an African baby, so
watching Alien
vs. Baby on YouTube's the next best thing. Even when it
deals with overpopulation, illegal immigration, and AvP -
check
it out. Thanks to Anna for the news.
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--Tuesday, October 17, 2006 |
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Huge Predator Arm Tattoo
Other News | 10/17/2006 | 10:18 PST - David Shipley
All it takes is a sick tattoo and you get the right
kind of female attention, right, guys? Nyahah! Just last week,
I had to tell the Olsen twins I wasn't up for it (because,
y'know, I can do better). Makes me think -- what happens when
your entire
arm is a tattoo?
'Ouch' comes to mind. Jesus. What's your name, man? Eric
Greer. Well, nice to meet you, Eric. You're
on the front page.
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New Aliens...Batman...Superman...Predator Comic?
Merchandise News | 10/17/2006 | 7:30 PST - David Shipley
Elite Infantry Reconnaissance Unit. Tank Battalion 900. Armored
Brigade Task Force.
Those are pretty cool names. So why when you make a new comic,
you call it Superman
& Batman vs. Aliens & Predators? F*ck, that's
stupid. You want me to spend six bucks on that? Yeah, right!
Anyway, it's about Aliens and Predators coming to Earth; and
Superman and Batman have to stop them. Read
more about it.
Look out for it January, next year. Thanks to Gokusan for
the news.
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--Monday, October 16, 2006 |
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--Sunday, October 15, 2006 |
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--Saturday, October 14, 2006 |
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